Skype

::Ring, ring, ring::

Me: "Hello Mom, how are you?"

Mom: "Where are you?"
Me: "We're out eating Pho."
Mom: "I keep try to call you on Skype but you no online, so you no answer."
Me: "Well... Mom... I can't answer if I'm not home, or my laptop isn't on."
Mom: "I know, I call you to tell you."

::Starts screaming kongrish into the phone to Logan."

Me: "Mom he can't hear you, you're just screaming in my ear. I have to go we're in the middle of dinner."

::She's still screaming in the phone.::