I Miss You, But...

::My family has moved to Nashville which is roughly 3 hours away from my mom. We're on Skype and this is what she says to me.::

Mom: "Melondie-a, I miss you."
Me: "I miss you too."
Mom: " I'm sorry, I miss you... But not how I miss Logan."
Me: "WTF? Fine, I miss you too, but not how I miss my friends."
Mom: "Bad girl! You can't talk to me like that!"

Hey! That's My Shirt!

Mom comes walking out of her room with my all time favorite Cubs shirt on. I'm kind of freaking out, I mean, it's my favorite shirt! Husband got it for me at our first Cubs game together. So it's special you see... SPECIAL.

Me: "Uh Mom? That's my favorite shirt."

Mom: "Oh, Melondie-a I don't know is your shirt."

Me: "But did you know that it's not your shirt? I'm sure you've seen me wear it. It's my favorite, and it's bothering me you're wearing it without a care in the world. Does it not bother you that it's bothering me?!"

Mom: "No."

Me: "..."

Would Like Mint With Your Tea?

Mom has a friend over and they are conversing on how proud they are of me. Mom is gabbing about my son and husband, and how she hopes this next baby I'm gestating is as cute as Turtle. Meanwhile, I've made a fruit iced tea, and I'm serving them their beverages to be nice.

Mom's Friend: "Melondie-a, I remember when you just baby, how can baby have baby? Now TWO baby! I'm so proud obu' you. You know?"

 Me: "Oh thank you, I haven't really done anything special, I'm just me."

I bend over to pour her tea and...

"PoooooOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOOooooOOOOoooooooooot!"

Mom: "Yells some inaudible thing in Korean."

Me: "My bad, you know how pregnancy goes. Would you like mint with that?"