Mom comes walking out of her room with my all time favorite Cubs shirt on. I'm kind of freaking out, I mean, it's my favorite shirt! Husband got it for me at our first Cubs game together. So it's special you see... SPECIAL.
Me: "Uh Mom? That's my favorite shirt."
Mom: "Oh, Melondie-a I don't know is your shirt."
Me: "But did you know that it's not your shirt? I'm sure you've seen me wear it. It's my favorite, and it's bothering me you're wearing it without a care in the world. Does it not bother you that it's bothering me?!"
Mom: "No."
Me: "..."
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