Mom: "Melondie-a, I tink maybe you should be more careful with you personal tings."
Me: "What are you talking about?"
Mom: "Well... Mommy go into your room to put calenda on you desk-u and I see your personal ting on your bed."
Me: "For the love of Jebus! What the hell are you talking about?"
Mom: "Maybe you forget, I show you."
::Walk into my bedroom::
Mom: "See, your personal tings"
Me: "A Pedi Paws for the dog's nails?"
Mom: " What is this?"
Me: "Its a electric nail.... Oh dear Lord you thought? WHY WOULD YOU? I have to go now, I can't talk to you right at this moment."
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