Mom: "Melondie-a the dog has sluts all over her face!"
Me: "Mom its pronounced slobber. If she had sluts all over her face, we have one pretty gangster dog."
Mom: "What does that mean?"
Me: "Nothing Mom, just call it slobber next time... Not sluts."
I love the mom stories! I know I will be smiling and laughing out loud after one!
ReplyDeleteHey Mel..you are toooo funny...Love hearing your Mom stories in person. I hope my kids don't get any ideals...ha ha ha! cause I speak in Donna English...with a little bit of Kentucky twang at the end??
ReplyDeletemelz you have too much time on your hands!
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